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Logan County Republicans Central Committee · Illinois
All songs & sing-along

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Lyrics

Drove to Aunt Maria's for the Sunday meal

Hit a crater on the way and lost a wheel

Neighbors came a-runnin' with a lawn chair and a beer

Said "that hole's been here since the Bears last year!"

Bump, bump, there goes the hubcap

Bump, bump, there goes the tire

Hole so big it's got a zip code

Swim team's practicin' in it, Maria!

Pay the gas tax, pay the toll

Still I'm bouncin' down a hole

Hey, hey, Springfield, look at this

Every dollar, where'd it go? We'd like to know!

Bump, bump, there goes the hubcap

Bump, bump, there goes the tire

Hole so big it's got a zip code

Swim team's practicin' in it, Maria!

One! Two! Fix the road!

Three! Four! Vote early, go!

Bump, bump, there goes the hubcap

Bump, bump, there goes the tire

Hole so big it's got a zip code

Swim team's practicin' in it, Maria!

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